help I have I literally never shipped anything as much as I ship Gaius Baltar/Six*

I mean I have shipped things before and I had feelings about those ships but…not like this. I have a lot of feelings I have never had before and I’m not sure what to do with them? 

Actually I do know: I become overwhelmed and make strange noises, then flail and potentially fall off sofas. I could make a list of times that happened because of those fuckers and it would be LONG.

I feel like I’m rapidly becoming a parody of myself.

*i.e. Gaius/Caprica + Gaius/Head Six + Caprica/Head Gaius